Episode 5B Bachelor Status & Points, plus Bonus Results!

So. Much. Recapping.

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Guys, I know. It’s so confusing. Was that Episode 6? Eh, not really. ABC called it ‘Episode 5B,’ so that’s what I’m going with…because ‘Episode Completely Unnecessary Recap Show’ doesn’t really work.

If that’s not an evergreen gif, I don’t know what is.

So how did our Bachelors do last night?

And what about the bonus games?

Preseason Bonus (for points):

Will there be a rose ceremony at the end of the episode? No.

How many guys will Hannah kiss tonight? In the actual episode (not counting recaps or previews) ONE - Garrett.

If you answered “no,” you got 25 bonus points. Nobody said one kiss!

EPISODE Five Bonus (for prizes):

  • Devin beat Kevin

  • Garrett beat Peter

  • Dustin and Dylan TIED

  • Luke beat Grant

  • Tyler beat Mike

  • Connor beat Jed

6 total opportunities, and 3 people got 5 out of 6 correct and will receive a weekly prize. Congrats to Kayci J, Jenn M, and Ryan R! I’ll contact you ASAP about prizes!

Check out Player Standings NOW!

Episode 6 Bonus will be posted soon!

Episode 5 Bachelor Status & Points, plus Bonus Results!

So. Much. Gaslighting.

Guys, he’s the worst. Just a straight-up robot. On the other hand, Mike is the absolute BEST. I have such a crush on him.

So how did our Bachelors do last night?

And what about the bonus games?

Preseason Bonus (for points):

How many people will cry during this episode? Guys, I counted zero. I thought Hannah would cry a time or two, but I don’t think it happened.

And….nobody got it. Yikes!

EPISODE Five Bonus (for prizes):

  • Mike beat Luke P.

  • Jed beat Luke S.

  • John Paul Jones and Matteo TIED - at zero, sadly

  • Kevin beat Grant

  • Garrett beat Devin

  • Tyler beat Connor

  • Dylan beat Dustin

  • Peter did NOT refer to himself as Hannah’s boyfriend. He basically only wrestled and pretended to be a plane.

8 total opportunities, and 2 people got all 8 correct and will receive a weekly prize. Congrats to Erin O and Jen C! I’ll contact you ASAP about prizes!

Check out Player Standings NOW!

Episode 6 Bonus and the Mid-Season Draft are coming ASAP!

Episode 4 Bachelor Status & Points, plus Bonus Results!

So. Much. Toxic. Masculinity.

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So, where do we stand on Luke v. Luke? I mean, outside of the obvious “Luke P. is a psychopath” line of thinking. Here’s the incident in question - what say you?

So how did our Bachelors do last night?

And what about the bonus games?

Preseason Bonus (for points):

Will there be a rose ceremony at the end of the episode? no

How many Bachelors will Hannah kiss during this episode? 4

If you answered correctly, you will see an extra 25 points per question added to your total when standings are posted later today.

EPISODE Four Bonus (for prizes):

  • Luke P. beat Luke S.

  • Tyler beat Jed

  • Peter beat Kevin

  • Garrett beat Dustin

  • Mike beat Connor

  • Dylan beat John Paul Jones

  • Grant and Devin TIED

  • Matteo said NOTHING….AGAIN.

8 total opportunities, and nobody got all eight correct. 2 people got 7 out of 8 correct and will receive a weekly prize. Congrats to Sydney H and Hannah F! I’ll contact you ASAP about prizes!

I will always be grateful to John Paul Jones for making this outfit decision.

I will always be grateful to John Paul Jones for making this outfit decision.

Check out Player Standings NOW!

Episode 5 Bonus coming ASAP - as soon as I figure out when Episode 5 is airing due to NBA Finals next Monday. :)