Bachelor Nation Offseason News, Part Five

The Bachelor mansion burnskind of. (Hollywood Reporter / Yahoo! Entertainment)

Peter dating Nikki Bella? (E! Online)

Shawn is sad(dish). (People)

Joe is booted off DWTS, and he’s totally relieved. (Entertainment Tonight)

Chris Soules pleads guilty. (E! Online)

Arie and Lauren are having a baby, y’all! (Us Weekly)

Lauren B. is dating Chris Lane (Entertainment Tonight)

For fun: The worst Bachelor night one dresses (Betches)

Also, there’s a new promo for Colton’s season, with….puppies!