It is the Christmas season, so it looks like Alex B. brings her Love Actually game to play. Pretty clever - I haven’t seen this gimmick before.
So she eventually takes off the sloth costume to reveal a red dress with a slit. Very original, Alex D.
I can’t tell if this is right out the limo or later in the evening. Either way, Colton doesn’t really look into it.
I don’t see much chemistry between Colton and this 23-year-old, but he does appear to like blondes.
Another blonde, another touch to the knee. He’s got a type and a move, y’all.
Pageant girl #1 actually wore a sash for Night One - and it looks like that says, “Miss Underwood,” which doesn’t even make sense. Doesn’t she want to be “Mrs. Underwood?”
You’ve seen the preview, right? She’s going to “pop his cherry” with that balloon gag.
So. Much. Virginity. Y’all.
Okay, this is cute. She’s not a POW LOOK AT ME Night One Girl, but I like the sweet connection shown here.
What was I saying about POW LOOK AT ME Night One Girls? Cape? Check. Dog? Check. Villain Edit? Incoming.
I love navy, so I’m automatically inclined to think she looks fab. And look! A knee touch. Colton, we can read you like a book.
Oh, honey no. That’s the outfit you chose to wear for Night One? No no no no no no no.
I’m bored to tears already.
A gentle knee touch as she leans away from him. Elyse is 31 - she is so not into Colton.
“Oh, you want to know about me? I like to think of myself as a trendsetter: I love a fishtail braid and avocado toast.”
GUYS, SHE REALLY IS CINDERELLA.
“Colton do you pinky swear that you’ll actually find some pants that fit this season? K, thanks.”
BAZINGA! It’s a kiss, y’all! This chick is one of my favorites - I dig the rose gold dress too.
You know who’s not getting a kiss? This girl. Because she’s Never Been Kissed. Challenge Accepted, Colton?
I don’t get it, y’all. What is her naaaaame? Also, it looks like multiple ladies danced with him in front of the quartet. Suspicious.
I almost posted a picture of Colton + Katie kissing, but I like this one even more. They’re positively adorable together - I have a good feeling about this one.
Kirpa, STEP AWAY FROM THE HOSE! Chris Harrison has to earn his paycheck somehow!
Sorry, Colton. She’s just not that into you.
That dress was a bad decision. The color is fine, but the fabric? Ugh - wrinkles straight out of the limo never make a good impression.
Guys, that dress. That’s a power dress.
Chris Harrison says don’t get on her bad side. So I’m going to guess she gets past Night One.
This is an unusual color for a Night One dress, and I’m digging it.
Driveway dance AMPLIFIED, y’all.
This is how you do a Night One green dress. Although it does remind me of what one of the twins wore for Nick’s Night One.
NBD, just a driveway makeout sesh. He likes Tayshia A LOT - calling it now.
She opted for a police car over a limo? I’m going to go with Bad Decisions for 100, Alex.