Yes, I'm going with The JoJourney. It's corny and it's stupid, so it's basically perfect for this dumb show. I MEAN, THIS AMAZING SHOW.
We're all just counting the minutes until 9:00 PM, right? I'm simultaneously angry that we have to wait an extra hour and super excited that I have time to get my kids to bed and last minute Bach League stuff taken care of. And before you get the incorrect idea that my husband is a dick who wouldn't put the kids to bed for me - he travels on Monday nights, which is cool, because I can drink obscene amounts of wine and eat cheese and crackers for dinner in a judgment-free zone. It works out well for everyone.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR TONIGHT:
Find out what your Bachelors will receive points for this evening!
Make your picks before 7:00 PM ET : Which Bachelor will receive more points than his opponent tonight? Ten points for each correct choice, and three winners will receive a Bachelor tank top from Clothing by Owl!
Sign up closes at 7:00 PM ET, BUT the deadline to select Bachelors is 4:00 PM ET. If you register after 4:00 PM ET, your Bachelors will be randomly assigned to you.
Have you already signed up and didn't receive an email to draft your Bachelors? Let me know ASAP!
Posting Schedule for Tuesday:
- 10:00 AM: Bachelor Status + Points, Bonus Results
- 2:00 PM: League Leaderboards
- 2:30 PM: Select your fourth Bachelor
Need to kill some time until 9:00 tonight? Check out some of our favorite Bachelor podcasters as they break down the Bachelor bios!
Here to Make Friends (Huffington Post)
Will you Accept this Podcast? (Bustle)
Coming Up Roses (Barstool)
Finally, don't forget to download Bachelorette bingo for your viewing party!