Oh, Chris. Bukowski Bukowski Bukowski. Carly calling him "schwasty-faceded" made my night. Subtitles FTW, y'all. It's the only way to watch this show. If I didn't have on subtitles, I probably would have missed every glorious minute I've captured in this post.
I apologize for the blurry screengrabs!
Nick, thank you for saying "caca hit the fan." I love it. Your commentary isn't quite up to Tanner level yet, but you're getting there.
Jared reading the letter from Ashley I. I think everyone watching had the same thought when he pulled out the multi-page letter:
And in fact....
But it doesn't end there. The camera may have cut to Amber and Justin heading out to have a chat, but subtitles continued to pick up more of Jared reading Ashley's letter. And OMG. This kills me.
Bonus Points Update:
OF COURSE, we got minimal animals this week. But we did get a few: five birds, three crabs, one snake, and a couple of dogs. Here's hoping we see more wildlife tonight!
Tonight on After Paradise, we're definitely getting Samantha and Ashley I, so if you have either of them, that's 25 bonus points. And interestingly enough, the celebrity guest is Kris Kardashian. I had no idea that she was a fan. I *think* this is KardAshley's first time actually meeting a Kardashian, so that alone will be entertaining to watch!
Enjoy tonight's episode, and don't get too schwasty-faceded!