So. Weeks 1 & 2 were The KardAshley Show, but y'all. Ashley I. got exactly ZERO points last night. Who could have predicted that?
Instead, we're treated to The Joe Show, with bonus douchebaggery and a happy ending in the hot tub. On prime time television. Well, at least he's racking up the points - a whopping 215 in a single night.
Sorry, Juelia. I'm assuming that this won't end well for you.
Bonus Update: Last night, we had FIVE instances of the phrase "find love." I'm sure we'll get at least a few more tonight! Although honestly, I should have chosen the word "literally" for bonus this week. I think it was used about 800 times last night. And it was mostly used incorrectly, so there's that.
Hey. Did anyone else notice that Joe stole JJ's "church camp" line from last season?
Finally, Ashley S. I love her to the moon and back. Literally.