And so it begins. Bring on the crazy, ABC.
Stay tuned for Bachelorette superlative voting, which debuts tomorrow!
In the meantime, enjoy these sneak peeks from Night One:
"I call this move 'Tune in Tokyo.'"
The shark/dolphin chick has her feet in the water. Because of course she does.
Red dress: "I brought a framed picture of my family so you could meeeeeeet them!"
Nick: "Stop. Just stop."
Nick's not appropriately attired for a prostate exam, lady.
She hopes they're heading to Spain this season. Or Old Mexico, right Megan?
Dang. That is a dress. Nick approves.
My Humps. My humps, my humps, my humps. My lovely lady lumps.
When life brings you lemons, make lemonade. When life brings you a lemonade truck, park it in the hosed-down Bachelor Mansion driveway.
Blah, blah, blah, Joe Namath's fur coat.
Nick goes to cheer camp. Just don't drop the spirit stick, Nick.
All images are courtesy of ABC/Rick Rowell.