Here we are, not-so-patiently waiting for Rachel's Bachelors to be revealed.
Chris Harrison says we'll get them on Wednesday. What in the world could he be doing between now and then...?
You better believe that I'll be refreshing the Bachelorette homepage every 10-15 seconds until they're revealed. Until then...
The "baddest" Bachelorette in history? Definitely one of the most beautiful!
But wait! Shall we check in with beloved couple Ben and Lauren?
Sorry, y'all. They broke up. (People)
Every other infotainment source out there also covered the breakup. I'll let y'all find those articles, though. They all say the same dang thing.
What else is going on?
Producer Elan Gale gave us a sneak peek at Chris Harrison's Paradise demands:
Can't believe this email that Chris Harrison just sent our whole staff pic.twitter.com/G0ZJcltEST
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) May 11, 2017
Corrine spends a lot of money (People)
Amanda is "having a hard time" after splitting from Josh. I hope all that Instagram $$$ helps to keep her warm at night. (Us Weekly)
And OF COURSE Josh has to respond. Eye roll. (Us Weekly)
Farmer Chris's attorneys filed a motion to dismiss the felony charge against him, and yesterday the judge denied this motion. (Us Weekly)
Why you should be watching The Bachelorette, by one of our favorites, the lovely Tess.
Also, this skit was cut from SNL last weekend (not this past weekend, but the one before). But it definitely should have been included. It's AMAZING.
Finally, SIGN UP to play Bachelor League so that you can draft your Bachelors as soon as we launch!