Forget the Bowling Green Massacre, Monday night was The Bachelor Massacre.
In the span of two hours, we saw SEVEN women eliminated. There are only six left. This is unprecedented.
8:03 PM: Taylor
8:10 PM: Alexis, Jaimi, and Josephine
9:15 PM: Jasmine G.
9:25 PM: Whitney
9:45 PM: Danielle L.
Will Nick give up on his journey to find love? I'm going with no. Next week, he'll get over himself and take six beautiful women to another exotic location. And that will be that.
(Yes, I kind of phoned it in today. This has been A WEEK, y'all.)