Welcome to the frozen tundra of Wisconsin.
After just a smidge of suspense, Nick sends Sarah and Astrid on their merry ways.
I know, Josephine. We're all shocked you're still here too. I still want to call you Jacqueline.
We can all agree that Alexis is the true star of this season, right?
First 1-on-1 of the episode goes to Rachel, who continues to be awesome.
And Nick digs her.
Brace yourselves for the worst group date in Bachelor history.
Mae doesn't know the answer to this, y'all. She just wants her damn doll.
Danielle M. gets the group date rose, but Raven drops the L-Bomb.
Finally, we got the least surprising 2-on-1 in Bachelor history.
Corinne gets the rose, of course.
Duh duh dunnnnnnn.
In summary, this was me on Monday night.