I'm just going to say it. Episodes without Rose Ceremonies are the bane of my existence. They throw my whole point system off, and they make my life more difficult. And yet, I love the drama. I love the intrigue. I love when there are two Rose Ceremonies in one episode, and points go off the charts.
Anyway, Episode 2.
Otherwise known as "The Corinne and Liz Show."
This episode provided the BEST reaction shots ever. See?
Liz is unimpressed with Nick's reservations.
Josephine (who I 100% want to call Jacqueline, for some reason) needs more information.
Christen is shocked.
See, y'all? Josephine is s-m-r-t.
Jaimi and her balls are confused.
Christen is shocked. AGAIN.
I see that brain trying to work, Josephine. Keep on trying. You'll get there.
Christen is the most shocked ever.
There were two group dates, and a whole lot of drama.
Man. I thought I was the only one who posed like this for my wedding photos.
That's not really how that works, but okay.
Corinne makes no sense, and it's basically just glorious television.
We all knew the slap was going to be fake, right?
And a one-on-one date with zero drama and a lot of love for Danielle M.
Her haircut is such a refreshing change of pace for this show.
Sing it, Lacey. Good girls FTW.
See you in Paradise? Jorge will save a margarita for you.
Don't forget to make your selections in the Episode 3 Matchup for Bonus Points!