I die for this picture. Apparently 'Whaboom' means you also serenade the dudes. Eric is SO over it already.
Rachel's Bachelors have (FINALLY!) been revealed.
On to the commentary!
It's a doll version of himself. He brought a large doll to meet Rachel.
We're definitely not starting things off very strong, are we?
That's quite a hairdo. Also, I think he has a vacuum for his limo entrance, which is actually cute. It shows that he knows something about Rachel, which I appreciate.
Dang. An off-white suit for Night One? That's ballsy. I like it. Also, take a peek at his bio. This guy is no dummy, and I'm liking that.
I hereby dub thee Blakey, the 31 year old aspiring drummer. Y'all, I can't.
Well, he's pretty. Probably also boring.
He's a male model, so he's sure to have a certain degree of magnetism. Surely everyone will want to be around him?
Bryan is featured in exactly zero pre-season pictures. Could production be trying to hide this cute Miami-based chiropractor from us? I'm honestly just shocked they let a 37 year old onto this show!
Bryce is a firefighter, and he brought a broom for his limo entrance. I'm going with an opening night about "sweeping Rachel off her feet."
He looks young. What was his gimmick? A freaking sandbox. I prove my point. He's a preschooler.
And do I need to remind y'all that Dean was the one on After the Final Rose who told Rachel that he was "ready to go black and never go back?"
Yeah, that's this guy.
Y'all, this guy is cute. He's also annoyed. I bet he's not here for the right reasons.
I love Diggy's glasses. And his style in general. I think Rachel likes him too, but that could just be me projecting.
Eric danced with Rachel at After the Final Rose, and it was adorable. She clearly remembers that. This is a good hug.
I LOVE FRED. He looks like Levar Burton, and Rachel was his camp counselor as a kid. #TeamFred
Blah. I bet he goes home Night One.
I predict Iggy will be awesome. But he's only 5'6", which I think will be too short for Rachel's taste. But he'll be a favorite of the other guys in the house.
I dig Jack Stone. He's this season's James Taylor, but not as corny.
Typical Bachelor Nation contestant. He's got the right hair, the right facial scruff...but where's his v-neck t-shirt?
Why wouldn't he go by Jed? I don't get it.
This guy. Tickle Monster. Apparently he's actually a doctor. Insert joke about inappropriate bedside manner here.
Josiah's an impressive dude. Assistant State's Attorney in Broward County, FL. But I get the feeling that Rachel's not impressed.
Chris Harrison says that Kenny cries a lot.
He's also a professional wrestler and former Chippendales dancer. I don't know if that's a positive or a negative, honestly.
There are literally zero pictures of Kyle from Night One. Make of that what you will.
Is anyone else getting Wes Hayden/Luke Pell vibes from this guy? I guess that could mean he goes far?
Forget Whaboom, WTF is going on with those pants?
Matt shows up in a penguin costume, and I actually have no problem with that.
- Rachel is good friends with Dolphin/Shark Alexis, so she's cool with a costume.
- On her Fantasy Suite date with Nick, Rachel wore penguin oneise pjs.
So this works.
Former professional basketball player. There are also very few pictures of him from Night One. But he's in the middle here:
Takes a selfie with Rachel. Using a point-and-shoot camera, which seems so totally weird in 2017.
I think he's dancing Night One? I'm not sure, but I like Mohit's bio shirt.
A plaid jacket is a bold choice for Night One, but I think it works for him.
Rob is a mix between Ryan Sutter and Kyle Chandler. TOTALLY adorable.
Is this an Urkel gag? If so, I don't hate it. Will's cute.
Stay tuned for Pre-Season Superlatives and the Episode 1 Matchup for Bonus Points!