Breaking: It's Arie!
Confused? You shouldn't be! I told you in my post on Tuesday that it was going to be Arie. And even before that, I posted it on Twitter on Monday.
— Bachelor League (@BachLeague) September 4, 2017
I may not have the credibility of Reality Steve, but I knew this early. And it wasn't speculation. I had info. Just saying.
For those of you saying, "Why should I be excited about this guy?" HERE'S WHY:
If that doesn't make your skirt fly up, just watch it again. Trust me.
Back to Paradise:
Chris Harrison’s Blog (Yahoo! TV)
Ladies and gentlemen, if someone is indecisive, you don’t have to wait for them. You can make the decision on your own. That’s exactly what Kristina did. But all is not lost: Dean can now refocus his attention onto Danielle, and the two of them can figure out if all this heartbreak as worth it. I suppose we’ll find out next week.
This felt like the cherry on top of a season full of name calling and shit talking. Casually referring to Jack Stone as a “serial killer,” Christen as “scallop fingers,” and Taylor and D.Lo as “shallow, ugly whores”… I don’t know whether to shake my head at the contestants or production for obviously egging this on. What’s especially sad is it’s not drama. This isn’t funny or even mildly interesting. It’s merely depressing.
As if this episode couldn’t get any more emotionally draining, Blake arrives. He looks like a thumb. This dummy looks like a straight-up thumb. Who put him on their “interested in” form because they need to speak up right now. He shows up like a Tinder glitch. You know you didn’t match with him but he’s sending you lots of messages.
Watching Tickle Monster (who is sweating profusely, BTW) realize that he's not going on a date after he probably had a few seconds of thinking he'd get to go on a three-way date with both of The Twins is one of the saddest things I've seen in a while, and that includes hurricane footage.
Wells' Drunk Snapchat:
Bachelor in Paradise Live! with Julia Cunningham and Rob Mills (EW on Sirius)
Almost Famous with Ben and Ashley I (iHeartRadio)
Here to Make Friends with Emma and Claire (Huffington Post)
Will You Accept this Podcast? (Bustle)