We all acknowledge that Boner Dude had a boner here, right?
Unnecessary, Paradise Producers.
A few recaps from last night:
Entertainment Weekly: Ashley I. Love Lucy
Josh is gross when he asks Amanda if she can tell what color Skittles he’s eating just by kissing him. You mean, CAN SHE TASTE THE CHEWED-UP SKITTLES IN YOUR MOUTH?! It wasn’t bad enough he spit pizza on her face that one time… At this point, I’m less worried about Josh’s temper and more worried about his obsession with sharing partially digested foods.
Yahoo! TV: All's Wells that Ends Wells
Josh huffs off to go pack his suitcase (“I’m here for Amanda, and if she does not believing anything [sic], I’m out”), while the rest of the Bippers huddle in groups and gossip about what just went down. (That is… everyone but Caila: When she tries to join the conversation, Lace brushes her off and then whispers to the group, “I can’t stand her.”)
Daniel was trying so hard to get a rose. He made fugly bracelets for all the girls and even arranged to get a whole platter of fries, chicken nuggets and onion rings for Haley, which quite frankly might be the most romantic gesture this show has ever seen.
Thanks to the Spirit of Lucy (may she RIP), Wells asked Ashley on a date, and they had a great time eating tacos, bonding with a puppy and making out. And for a brief moment, it even looked like Ash might be over her ex. Ahem, emphasis on "looked."
Coming tonight: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT BACHELOR?
All Bachelor/ette Points and Bonus Results will be reported on Wednesday morning - stay tuned!