"It feels a little Sex Panter to go in with a date card." -Caila, making the most of her Paradise experience.
A few recaps from last night:
Entertainment Weekly: "The Men's Tell-All" (What does that mean?)
Evan quickly catches up Jared on his delusion that Amanda secretly loves him, while Daniel shaves Vinny’s back. And that sentence makes it official: I don’t understand men.
Yahoo! TV: No one falls in love on a horse
Sorry, Christian, but sometimes you’ve just gotta let your freak flag fly, and in this case, that freak is a large Canadian man named Daniel. As for Carly the “wild card,” she opts to give her rose to… Evan? “This is definitely a platonic rose,” she insists. “I think.” Oh God girl, no.
Us Weekly: Nick calls himself a loser
All Bachelor/ette Points and Bonus Results will be reported on Wednesday morning - stay tuned!
An update on the couples:
Carly and Evan.
Lace and Grant.
Josh and Pizza. I mean Amanda.
Vinny and Izzy.
Jared and Caila.
Daniel and Sarah.
Daniel and Vinny.
Nick. Why was he dressed like a Mormon missionary at the rose ceremony?
See you tomorrow for points, updates, and leaderboards!