This is how we're prepping for tonight too, ladies.
A few recaps from last night:
Entertainment Weekly: Grace Under Pressure
Of course, the chicken enthusiast arriving in paradise the day before Our Host Chris Harrison kicks everyone out — so the hotel staff can disinfect the place — is the definition of drawing the short straw. Sadly, labeling oneself “chicken enthusiast” doesn’t help in the “pick me, choose me, love me” department, either. Poor Tiara… She never really had a chance.
Yahoo! TV: Last Chance for Cold Feet
You know the rules, pal. There is no casual dating in Paradise — especially during the “dramatic two-night finale.” So Wells sits Ashley down like a gentleman and explains that going into the Fantasy Suite after two dates “is against my character… and I think it’s also against yours as well.” No, dear Ashley — one night of drunken taco smooching does not a relationship make. In the real world, Wells might have asked you out on another date. In Paradise, he has one choice: “I know I gotta go.”
Brett went over to find Izzy and was basically like: Thanks, but no thanks, gonna go with Lauren on this one. Izzy had a panic attack and started crying. She was obviously regretting her decision to dump Vinny for this Lamp Idiot.
In case you hadn’t heard, Ashley is a virgin. And yes, she was super-duper-extra excited about cashing in her V-card with Wells and his “Joe Jonas mouth.” In fact, when asked if she would “sit on his c--k,” Ash enthusiastically said, “Yeah!” Oh, and she said, “If Wells doesn’t [BLEEP] me tonight I’m going to the convent because I’m dying alone."
Monday Night's Best Twitter Moments:
New phone who's this?! #BachelorInParadise
— Vinny Ventiera (@VINNYVINSANE) September 6, 2016
— Carly Waddell (@carlywaddell) September 6, 2016
I've always wanted to be a verb. #BachelorInParadise
— Kirk DeWindt (@KirkDeWindtPT) September 6, 2016
"Jen's the one for me," says Nick. Except for those 25 women he's about to date. That could be a small problem. #BachelorInParadise
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) September 6, 2016
Too bad that fortune teller couldn't predict the future. 🤔🔮#BachelorInParadise
— Jennifer Saviano (@jennifersaviano) September 6, 2016
Imma let you finish Grant, but Kasey's 'guard and protect your heart' tattoo is the best tattoo in Bachelor history. #BachelorInParadise
— Emily L. Foley (@EmilyLFoley) September 6, 2016
FINAL Bachelor/ette Points and Bonus Results will be reported on Wednesday morning - stay tuned!