I've been thinking about whether the format change (Meet the Family before the Fantasy Suites) is a good thing or not, and I've landed on it being more good than bad. Why? Well, I think it's going to make for a better Finale. After next week's Men Tell All, we'll have a Finale episode that includes:
- The second half of Peter's Fantasy Suite Date
- Bryan's entire Fantasy Suite Date
- Rose Ceremony
- Two Last Chance Dates
- Neil Lane
- Rachel contemplating
- Final Elimination
- Final Rose Ceremony
- After the Final Rose
That's A LOT of content, and I think it will make for a really good, really rich finale. I'm looking forward to it.
Bryan. Oh, Bryan. The polish is starting to come off the wagon, at least as far as EVERYONE BESIDES RACHEL is concerned.
Eric is definitely going to be doing this dance for the rest of his life. Too bad he already looks over it.
Peter. Reasonable, Balanced, NORMAL.
I think Phoebe Robinson said it best.
Firstly, I'm ignorant AF for taking a four hour break in the middle of watching #TheBachelorette to go meet my friends in the city for dinner and dessert. But I stand in my truth and my truth was to be trifling. Moving on to the show. Secondly, what 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 fuck 👏🏾 is 👏🏾 Rachel 👏🏾 talking 👏🏾 about 👏🏾? Before this clip, she talked about all she sacrificed to do this show. Lol.huh.co.uk. WHAT SACRIFICE?!?! ABC provides you with hair and makeup, a bunch of horny dudes want to kiss you, and you get to go to dope ass countries like Geneva for free. That is not a sacrifice. You are not the first heaux who said, "My name is Spartacus," when your name is actually Gerard. Nothing is on the line for you right now. This is a paid vacation that made you famous, so, stahp!!! Thirdly, you talking about how proposal is mot like about setting the date to get married in the fyootch aka future. Literally the foundation of proposing is the muthafucking intention to follow thru on that shit. Like if marriage was a house and proposal was one of the foundation beams, Chip and Joanna Gaines from HGTV would be like, "Naw, we can't knock that beam out; it's too important." And to say you disagree with Peter when he's correctly like describing the idea behind is proposing is setting fire to all my brain cells. Fourthly, Peter has his own business, black people in his extended family, gray hair that screams, "I'm young enough to turn up at a Kendrick Lamar concert but not too young that I'm gonna ignore talking calcium pills to stave off osteoporosis. #Responsible," AND he has an adorbs gap in his teefs. He is a catch. He wants to actually date you and not just be like I'm in love with you because TV. Obvs that's the point of the show, but fuck. Rachel, he's being real with you. Appreciate that and smash because he will probably be a tender lover and take you on vacation to Maine where y'all can like eat marshmallows and shit. Point is, Rachel is ruining my damn edges with this nonsense. And quite frankly, she needs to just pick Bryan and then next seas of "The Bachelor" should be PETER and Eric looking for love because they are at least being someone sensible. #YQY