Welcome to Paradise, where crabs are plentiful and rose ceremonies are scarce.
So what happened this week?
Alexis and Sarah went home.
Christen, Daniel and Tickle Monster showed up.
Dean isn't doing himself any favors here.
He's continuing to sleep with Kristina, but during the day he hangs out (and makes out) with Danielle L, and it's just not cool. There's a way to play Paradise, and he's doing it wrong.
Jasmine threatened to give us good tv, and it fell flat for me. She was far more confrontational with the camera than she was with Christen, so it just didn't work. I did enjoy her (largely unfounded) disdain for Matt, though.
Christin went on a bunch of dates (and made out with a bunch of dudes), including one with Jonathan and his tiny hands. So endearingly weird, y'all.
Jack Stone is just NOT having the Christin + Tickle Monster pairing. Don't press your luck with this guy, Scallop Fingers.
Finally, this happened. Jorge, this is funny. But I'm concerned about the direction you're headed. You're not a prop, sir.
I've said all I need to say about DeMario and Corinne. ABC handled the entire situation with very little grace and consideration of the individuals involved. I basically hate it. But I loved her high pony.
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